I mean not only does she have a regular vlog series dedicated to that, but her Tumblr is just full of delicious tidbits such as where she details the behind the scenes of Ru’s Tyrant this episode. Katya– I don’t have anything to say about Katya in the episode considering she got maybe two minutes worth of screen time this episode, but past that, I am so thrilled with Katya’s loose lips because I have been waiting seasons for a queen who will literally break down the behind the scenes gossip episode by episode (although Willam’s done a pretty solid job of that in the past). Of all the looks Kandy could have stolen from April, this had to be the one? However, one thing that didn’t slip my notice: Kandy Ho– This past episode Kandy’s slipped into the background a bit considering right now the main focus of the season seems to be the rivalry between this year’s Heathers vs. All her negativity this episode was just a repeat of the last and I think it would’ve just been a repeat of her explaining the concept of a cocoon but instead this would be a cocoon that hatches a butterfly made of bullshit. Third, be the two worst at fulfilling the runway theme either by modeling yourself as the cake in American Wedding or asking Kandy to contour your face.Ĭoncerning Jasmine leaving, I think it’s unlike Gia’s too-soon leaving in that Jasmine had nowhere else to go with all of her anger. Second, do yourself a favor by showing that you have limited experience by going against a really obvious suggestion for the seemingly sole reason of spiting the younger queen saying it. Because how do you fuck up the valid concern that this season’s younger queens may not have enough experience?įirst, go from zero to vicious shit-talking the younger queens by episode 2 and for episode 3 keep a constant air of unprovoked hostility. You want to talk about not having a leg to stand on, it’s these two and they had four between the two of them. Jasmine Masters and Kennedy Davenport– What the fuck kind of skin could Jasmine have that she’s making all these claims about how if she puts on a beard she’s gonna need $100,000 to fix her skin or that it would send her to the hospital or that it would inadvertently slaughter orphans? What kind of skin does the bitch have? Saran Wrap?Īnyway, I’m talking about Kennedy and Jasmine together because they go hand-in-hand considering it was their codependence that brought them to the ruin they’re in now. Which is not to say that I don’t think she’s capable of better, I really do, but I’d hoped she’d be more of a standout even this early on. Oh and fill any dead air with a tongue pop (of which are getting real passé real quick). I have to say that Jaidynn is a bit of a let-down so far because her performances each episode appears to be getting a bit formulaic: She’s vaguely sassy in her interviews without any real punchlines, she has trouble with the challenge, comes down the runway in a leotard with shoulder pads, and then she’s told she’s safe. Kasha Davis, and Ginger Minj are safe from my nonsense. Although, admittedly, Max did perform it well so it begs the question of what could have been had there been more queens with theater training. Even though, let’s be honest, looking at the lines they had to deliver which were chalk full of last season’s catchphrases, which for the most part have gone oh-so stale, and also, having it framed as a Shakespeare challenge, which is still as wildly popular as ever and not the bane of every high-schoolers existence, it felt like the queens were being setup to fail. So I have to apologize, I know this is coming in late, but I just started a new job this week and als-ĭamn, bitch, ok let’s get to our weekly edition of questionable commentary.įormat: If there’s anything that helped the stoke the fire of this season’s queens being all look and no talent, it was this challenge.
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